staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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Lol, this is child’s play

(Source: dddderrnsuree)


agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.


clockworkruins:

I have had this video on my hard drive for about 5 years and I think about it on a daily basis


punypalhoncho:

A FUN GAME:

PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB


cumberknitterfiles:

fieldbears:

pocketpadfoot:

Imagine James Potter getting wasted and making a bet with Sirius that he can totally transform into his Animagus shape no biggie - and it goes fine but then he’s too drunk to change back and Muggles get confronted with this really drunk deer roaming the streets pursued by a man who can’t stop laughing

or

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I reblogged this but I need to reblog it again because of that fucking gif


(Source: miniwixoide)


piranhapunk:

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

ahhh how majestic



muchneededmerch:

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

I dino, I’m prehisaur they can. 

(Source: officialprincewilliam)


Nintendo - Sectonia vs. Hypernova
465 plays!

happyd00dle:

Squealed for so many reasons!!! Love love LOVE!!!

(Source: temporal-shifter)


andthepursuitofhappinesss:

iamtemporarytoday:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

i’m so fucking done with this site

bye

I don’t understand nerd.


(Source: ohmydearray)


a-romeo-that-loves:

oh my god toyota.

(Source: miilesluna)


mypocketshurt90:

heard you were—fuck
heard you—agh
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit

mypocketshurt90:

heard you werefuck

heard youagh

heard you wjesus gimme a secargh

heard you were talking shit

(Source: bored-no-more)


sassy-rising-angel:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

genuinewonderment:

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD

thor’s pokerface